Things you may hear in a bar...

The fact that boys are allowed to exist at all is evidence of a remarkable Christian forbearance among men. -- Ambrose Bierce

 

Official Drink Recipes:

Absolut®

Frangelico®

Grand Marnier®

Jack Daniel's®

Free Games [1]

Shall we play a game? -WOPR

3 Foot Ninja 2Fight as a ninja as you look for secrets in each level.
BadaboomMatch up 3 or more colors in a row.
BattleshipsRandomly place your ships and try to guess where the computer has placed his.
Beer Bottle Skeet [2]Try to shoot each bottle that comes onto the screen keeping your accuracy and targets hit above 45 percent. Each round is 30 seconds long, and after five rounds there is a bonus round. In the bonus round accuracy doesn't count, just shoot'em as fast as you can!
Drinkin' Hockey [2]Guard your goal and try to score on your opponent. You can not stop the puck, and if you should it is automatically restarted after two seconds.
FlashmanTry to eat all of the yellow dots and dodge the bad guys.
Four Across [2]Drop checkers down the slots to try to get four in a row. Note the computer is pretty tough.
GyroballGuide the Gyroball to the end of each level. Don't touch the edge.
SmashingMove your paddle under the ball to keep it in the air and hit all of the blocks on the screen..
Shooters 3 for 1 [2]Swap adjacent shot glasses to make matches of three or more in a row or column.
Shove ItMove the blue blocks on to the yellow spots. Be sure not to get it stuck in a corner or next to the wall.
Sudoku [2]Fill in the number puzzle when the digits 1 through 9 so that each row, column, and square only contain each digit once.
Super BikeRace the bike around the course using the arrows keys, going as fast as possible.
Tic Tac Toe [2]If we have to tell you what Tic Tac Toe is, stop drinking now!
Top Gin [2]Blow up as many jets, buildings, and ground vehicles as possible and stay alive as long as you can.
UFO JoeFly the UFO from one pad to the other using the arrow keys. Be sure to land easily!
Verti Golf 2It's miniature golf, just don't knock the ball over the edge.

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